This would make your eyes water !
Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was
increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his
career and love life started to suffer, he sought
medical help. After being referred from one specialist
to another, he finally came across an old country doctor
who solved the problem.
"The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very
rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up
against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates
one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for.
He couldn"t concentrate long
enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go
under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for
the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was
missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like
a different person. He could make a new beginning
and live a new life. He saw a men"s clothing store and
thought, "That"s what I need -- a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I"d like new
suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let"s
see .. size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That"s right, how did
you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the suit. It fitted perfectly. As Joe admired
himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt" Joe
thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let"s see... 34 sleeve
and 16 and a half neck." Joe was surprised, "That"s right,
how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe
adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman
asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said,
"Sure." The
salesman eyed Joe"s feet and said, "Let"s
see... 9- 1/2."
Joe was astonished, "That"s right, how did
you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe
walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman
asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe"s waist and
said, "Let"s see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I"ve worn size 34 since
I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head,
"You can"t wear a size
34. A 34 underwear
would press your testicles up
against the base of your spine and give
you one hell of a headache!
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